this blog consists of random things I enjoy

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youlovelamp:

troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic

only reason im reblogging is because she ended up getting deniedddddd.

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

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ryanvallejo:

the tumblr gods have come together for this post

ryanvallejo:

the tumblr gods have come together for this post

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cerulean-warbler:

I hate this website

cerulean-warbler:

I hate this website

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seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

clannyphantom:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

clannyphantom:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

image

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A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

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homestuck-413:

prussiancancer:

dontaskwhy237:

darkeonwarlord:

Yahoo has gone too far

we win



laughing alone with sopor pie

homestuck-413:

prussiancancer:

dontaskwhy237:

darkeonwarlord:

Yahoo has gone too far

we win

image

laughing alone with sopor pie

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

unclefather:

Why? Who gives you the right?

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camptakota:

frostingpeetaswounds:

camptakota:

you put the killing thing between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do the killing

you put your mouth on a dirty sign for a tumblr post

i’ve put my mouth on worse

camptakota:

frostingpeetaswounds:

camptakota:

you put the killing thing between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do the killing

you put your mouth on a dirty sign for a tumblr post

i’ve put my mouth on worse

huffley6:

writergrrrl:

serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?

I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction